The Top 10 Pick-Up Lines Used in the Astro Lounge
10. “Let’s get weightless.”
9. “Your eyes are like two black holes that I keep getting
sucked into.”
8. “Is your name ‘Hyperspace’? Because my instruments tell
me I’m about to make the jump to you.”
7. “Your lips may be saying, ‘No, no, no’, but your antennae
are saying, ‘Yes, yes, yes!'”
6. “Hey, want to go to a kickin’ Y3K party?”
5. “Is that a fluctuation in the antimatter injection tubes
of your vortex ionizer, or are you happy to see me?”
4. “What’s a well-engineered female life form like you doing
in a campy post-modern representation of a social meeting
place like this?”
3. “Are you happy to see me, or is that your low battery
warning light?”
2. “You have the most beautiful butts I’ve ever seen.”
and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used in the Astro Lounge…
1. “Is your hovercar low on crystalloid fusion particles?
‘Cause you’ve been driving it through my mind all night.”
Originally published by Top 5 List on July 29, 1999. List celebrity moderated by Smash Mouth. Yes, really.