We all probably need a few new ways to explain how much turkey we overate on Thursday (or today, in my case).
5. Digest Ye Sedentary Gentlemen
4. Getting on Jenny Craig’s “Naughty” List
3. Not Letting the Nutritionists Win
2. Uploading to Napster (Okay, that reference is pretty dated. Is Napster even still a thing? Ed.)
And the Number 1 Euphemism for Holiday Overeating:
- Providing Shade for the Ol’ Yule Log
List originally published December 18th, 2003.