None of these are actually real. Don’t @ me.
Top 12 Stupid FDA Warning Labels
12. Cell phones: “Phone should always be in the off position before being lodged up your ass by the angry motorist you just rear-ended.”
11. Jaegermeister: “What can you possibly be thinking?”
10. Viagra: “Just remember, chump, you’re STILL fat, bald and ugly!”
9. The Clapper: “Use of this product near a construction site is not recommended.”
8. Pineapple: “Not to be inserted rectally. No, seriously — it’s not a good idea.”
7. Rogaine: “Excessive use may result in a career as a boxing promoter.”
6. Zima: “Merely holding this bottle is obliterating your already-remote prospects of getting laid.”
5. Raquel Welch: “Contents may have settled.”
4. Windows 10: “May cause unpredictable behavior and loss or corruption of d$@@NQ t!"z +~]]J; ***FATAL EX&~d“
3. Whitman Sampler: “Caution – you never know what you’re gonna git.”
2. El Presidente Cigars: “Should only be enjoyed orally.”
And the Top Stupid FDA Warning Label…
1. Prozac: “Whatever”
List originally published by Top 5 Lists on September 15, 1998.