My current job status has me with a bit more free time on my hands. Fortunately, we don’t own any of these terrible cookbooks for me to try.
The Top Twelve Rejected Cookbook Titles
12. Getting Even: Hillary’s High-Fat Cookbook
11. The Frug Gourmet (by the cast of “Laugh-In”)
10. Cooking to the Speed Metal Oldies
9. Bob Vila’s Sawdust Cuisine
8. Cooking With The Enemy: Savory Recipes From Papua-New Guinea
7. Mud, Sticks, and Leaves: Cooking with a Four Year Old
6. Cooking with Condiments – An Apartment Dweller’s Guide to Making Something Out of Nothing
5. 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
4. Everything’s Yogurt… Eventually!
3. Fugu for Dummies
2. Lions and Tigers and Beets, Oh My!
and the Number One Rejected Cookbook Title…
1. Newman’s Stone: Cooking for Older Gall Bladders
List originally published as “The Top 12 Rejected Cookbook Titles” by Topfive.com on March 22, 1999