We talk a lot about video games here. However, here’s a classic Top 5 list of games that I won’t be talking about ever. I hope.
The Top 15 Least Popular Video Games
15. Bloodless Coup!
14. David Duke Nukem
13. Cindy Crawford’s Whack-a-Mole
12. Super Sega Homework Assault!
11. SimPeachment
10. Dung Beetle Simulator
9. Browser Crash ’99
8. Dewey Decimal 2000
7. Amish Kombat
6. Sermon Master 3D
5. Microsoft Couch Simulator
4. Cyst
3. Super Baldwin Brothers
2. Dirk Diggler’s Pole Position
and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Least Popular Video Game…
1. Proctoscope Racer
Originally published on March 4, 1999 by The Top Five List