Just a few collected jokes that aren’t big enough to warrant their own post.
Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
— Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
A grandmother was surprised by her 7-year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank, with a smile, what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.
When she got to the bottom of the cup, there were three little green plastic army men in the cup. She asked, “Honey, what are your toy army men doing in my cup?”
Her grandson said, “Grandma, it says on tv, the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!”
Q: How many members of the Mission Impossible team does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the fascist dictator and remove his body. Rollin, wearing a plastic mask, masquerades as the dictator long enough for Barney to sneak up to the next floor, drill a hole down into the light fixture, remove the burned-out bulb, and replace it with a new super- high wattage model of his own design. Meanwhile, Willie has driven up to the door in a laundry truck. Just before Rollin’s real identity is revealed, we escape to the laundry truck, drive to the airfield, and return to the United States.
Music Jokes
How are an upright bass and elderly parents alike?
They are both difficult to get in and out of the car.
What is the difference between a banjo and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up the banjo
How can you quickly tell if the stage is level?
The drool is running equally from both sides of the drummers mouth.
What do you call a girl that hangs around with musicians?
A Groupie
What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians?
The Bass Player!
Everyone needs a good laugh now and then.