According to my email, this is the oldest Top 5 List they could find at the time, and was originally published February 16th, 1994. Some of my coworkers weren’t even born yet.
Still funny and accurate.
7. You find yourself sneezing Folger’s Crystals.
6. Juan Valdez starts sending you hand-written Thank You notes.
5. You eat garlic to overcome coffee breath.
4. Your dentist upgrades to a belt sander.
3. Alvin & the Chipmunks start to sound like Barry White.
2. Auctioneers begin to make sense.
And the Number 1 Sign You’ve Had Too Much Coffee…
1. YYoouu ssttaarrtt ttyyppiinng lliikkee tthhiiss..
