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Rule 5 Warships – KMS Ägir

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After a semi-accidental hiatus, diving back into Rule 5 posts, we encounter Ägir, whose rigging has a mind of its own, like a mischievous pet. With a design inspired by proposed battlecruisers, equipped to say, “Hope your crew is good swimmers” from miles away.

Rule 5 Warships – HMS Cheshire

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Meet Cheshire, the purrfect shipgirl/catgirl combo. Her plushie’s havoc on shelves earns her a dedicated Rule 5 post. Maid, catgirl, tea brewer, and cruiser-class confusion—she’s a feline force to be reckoned with. Because who cares about naval history when there’s a catgirl in the fleet?

Rule 5 Warships – Yat Sen

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Meet Light Cruiser Yat Sen, the ship that refused to stay sunk. Sunk in 1937, the Japanese thought, “Let’s salvage it, add some bells and whistles, and voila – a training ship!” Yat Sen: the shipgirl who turned sinking into a career move. Talk about resilience on the high seas!

Rule 5 Warships – HMS Belfast

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Meet Belfast, the Royal Navy’s tea-brewing maestro and Head Maid extraordinaire. Juggling the quirks of the Royal Maid Corps is no cakewalk, especially with personalities that could rival a sitcom cast. She’s the real MVP, and her legacy sails smoothly, unlike some wartime refits. Cheers to Belfast, the unsinkable maid!

Rule 5 Warships – USS Guam

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Meet USS Guam, the Azur Lane sensation! In the real world, she’s a cruiser killer with a 22-mile gun range. But in 2023, she’s just a bunny girl in a battleship. Cheers to an unexpected career change! Happy New Year!

Rule 5 Warships – HMS Neptune

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Behold the ghost of HMS Neptune! An unrealized dream of Britain’s WWII efforts, she now sails the virtual seas in Azur Lane as a bossy, trident-wielding maid. Her blueprint suggests a monstrous artillery, but alas, post-war austerity sank her.

Rule 5 Warships – Exeter

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Let’s raise a glass for HMS Exeter, the final and overlooked York-class heavy cruiser of the Royal Navy. Sporting seaplanes and a battery of guns, this grand dame battled German raiders in WWII, survived monumental damage, and made waves in Azur Lane as a nobly behaved second-born.

Rule 5 Warships – Murasaki (Senran Kagura Crossover)

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Amidst the shopping frenzy, Azur Lane developers launch a crossover event with Senran Kagura. Featuring ninjas, school girls, and a flood of DLC outfits this crossover surely knows how to win player’s hearts and wallets!

Rule 5 Warships – Mary Celeste

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Azur Lane introduces the Mary Celeste, the ocean’s poster child for disastrous voyages, now the history’s coolest ghost ship. A cursed past, crew mysteries, and a peculiar costume, she defies reason but keeps the game’s charm afloat.