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Mostly Humor – Weekend Funny

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In light of major media outlets deciding to call the violent riots taking place in various major cities “Mostly Peaceful Protests”, the writing staff here at the Triple S blog has been conducting serious and thorough research (by which we mean getting trashed on Kirkland brand blended Scotch while staring at a blank screen with an impending deadline. Ed.) to determine some other things which would benefit from the new use of the “Mostly” qualifier. Here are a few thoughts so far:

The results of “Mostly successful” birth control.
“Mostly successful” landing.
“Mostly clean” dog.
“Mostly fine” pizza delivery.

And finally, my favorite of the bunch…

“Mostly right” grenade toss.

Triple S management hopes that you, Dear Reader, have a Mostly Enjoyable (or would that be “Mostly Unpleasant?” we’re not really sure anymore, Ed.) weekend.