The backlog battles continue with Telltale Texas Hold’Em, today on Marooner’s Rock.
The game, as the name suggests, a single-player Texas Hold’Em simulator. You play against four opponents, each with their own personality and tells. There’s Harry the professional-ish player, with a by-the-book strategy; Boris the most-likely a mob hitman who plays aggressive but calculated; Theodore the fratboy who plays dumb and aggressive; and Grandma, who plays a slow, calculated game right up until she crushes you.
It’s not a terrible game, it’s just… those jaggies. Ouch.